/terms

Terms that fit on one reasonable page.

The rules for using this website, separating the product joke from the inspectable work beneath it.

Short version: browse responsibly, treat real evidence as real and satire as satire, and do not make the website your lawyer’s problem.

You may browse, share links, inspect the source, and enjoy or ignore the startup parody.

Do not attempt to disrupt the site, misuse its content, or impersonate Matteo using material found here.

The site mixes real professional evidence with clearly satirical product language. Linked repositories and external records are provided so important claims can be inspected.

Content may change as projects, roles, and public work evolve.

External links and embeds are governed by the terms of their respective providers. This site is not responsible for their availability or content.

The website is provided as-is. Reasonable care is taken, but uninterrupted availability and complete accuracy are not guaranteed.

To the extent permitted by law, Matteo is not liable for indirect loss resulting solely from using or being unable to use this website.

Questions about these terms can be sent to privacy@mb-consulting.dev.